“Guys need like…” She was waving her hand as she talked into her phone, “A brain enhancing pill… one to reduce denseness. I swear to God, he is thick--- he just gave this whole speech about how he knew I’m in love with him and then he’s like ‘if only that were true’… I mean, everything he said WAS true! Freaking dense males…”
“Wait.”
“…Oops.”
“You’re in love with him?!”
